Exciting New Food Porn

Oh yes, the food porn continues to come at me from all angles!

There is apparently a new "mini" version of these beautiful frosted sugar cookie thangs* that grocery stores like to tempt me with. They are so cute! I want to shove 10 of them in my mouth. Oh and that creepy guy is my brother. I'm sure he'll like being associated with the word porn.

Today's latest temptation in the break room at work. This is something called a King Cake. I had never heard of it before, but quickly deduced from the beads that it must be some sort of Mardi Gras thing. This particular cake is a cinnamon flavored dense coffee cake porn star. It smelled like sin and I wanted some. With Butter. Heated in the microwave. Maybe with coffee. Like the really evil coffee. Like White Chocolate Mocha coffee. I better stop now before I cry, lol!

But then suddenly I saw this naked plastic baby and felt dirty for looking at the cake. Or confused.

Apparently King Cakes are traditionally made with plastic ceramic babies in them…and/or a bean? It’s all very confusing. Luckily I didn’t have to stay confused for long, since I couldn’t have any of the dang cake. I guess I could have eaten the bean, but then according to tradition I’d have to provide the next cake. So…I’ll just leave the bean and baby alone.

Oh food porn, you tempt me with your weird, wild, mini, and plastic baby ways! ><

*Yes I did mean to type “thang.” Trying to work in that Texas drawl there…is that how you spell drawl?

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One response to “Exciting New Food Porn

  1. Great post! Stay strong…and dont eat any plastic babies LOL!

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